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UK Balloon Girls Review

Reviewed: 2012-06-28
Quick site rank and complete review of UK Balloon Girls | Categories: European, Fetish, Softcore

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Our Rating: 77/100

Quality of Content: 24/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 3/10

Content Variety: 7/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 2/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For UKBalloonGirls

User Rating: 52/100 - based on 54 votes.

Price & Payment Options

Join by snail mail, phone, online check, EU direct pay, Euro debit or credit card through CCBill or Epoch for $29.99 for 30 days recurring, $59.99 for 90 days and $99.95 for 180 days recurring.

Tour Promises promises the most exciting balloon fetish content, HD and standard quality video downloads, access to bonus site and hot models from the UK.

My Opinion About UKBalloonGirls

UK Balloon Girls seems like an obvious enough fetish, but it will take a closer look to really determine the extent of the action. What I can initially tell you is that the site focuses on sexy chicks from the UK and judging from the tour pages it appears that some babes are what one might call non-poppers, as in they seem to revel in blowing up balloons, playing with them and rolling around on them, but there appears to be a good number of poppers, as well.

UKBalloonGirls certainly offers a unique fetish, or at least one that isn't quite as commonly found as foot fetish, for example. The site doesn't appear to be part of a network, but at least it does come with one additional and exclusive bonus site called UKBalloonGirlsXXX. Even so, with 168 episodes so far, it looks like this one will be a thrilling little jaunt into a sexy fetish realm.

The members' area could use a more modern design in my opinion and along with this some better navigation features. There is a page-top menu where members can access only the photos or only the videos and there is a picture of the day as well as a forum specifically geared to looners, or at least there is supposed to be. I was unable to access this portion of the site during my visit. Even so, UK Balloon Girls offers a nice collection of content listed across 28 pages. There are six episodes profiled on each page with direct links to pictures and video streams and downloads and of course there are the individual galleries. However, there aren't filters or different categories from which looners can choose their preferred types of girls, balloons or action scenes.

It looks like this site was updating right up until January 28, 2012 and quite frequently. However, there hasn't been anything new added in a few months and I'm not sure whether or not the producers of the site intend to add more. All is not lost, though. There is enough content between this site and the bonus site to make any balloon enthusiast happy for at least a little while, especially since there aren't any download limits. Still, without much else to keep a person busy, the site strikes me as the kind of place you'd come to download thrilling fetish content, but no much else.

Fortunately, the content is excellent. There are low (1200x800) and high (1900x1264) resolution pictures, both of which can be downloaded in Zip files. There are also roughly 45 images to each of the sets and they are clear and brightly coloured, which is exactly what you'd hope for when the girls are surrounded by balloons. I really enjoyed the tease of most sets as chicks squished balloons between their thighs, licked them and tauntingly used their spiked heels or lit cigarettes to explode the balloons. However, I still felt that the navigation should point out those sets with popping and those without.

Videos seem to be divided into parts one and two, but after downloading I felt this to be a bit misleading. As it turns out, part two is basically a standard (2114kbps, 1000x550) quality version of the episode and part one is the HD WMV (10mbps, 1920x1080) version of these five-minute movies. In both instances, the quality is fantastic and while there are also Flash streams for all the episodes, it looks like WMV is the only downloadable format. However, even going back as far as 2008, the movies are all offered in HD (older ones are 8400kbps, 1280x720), which means fans will find plenty of quality content.

Final Verdict

UK Balloon Girls is a softcore fetish site with a major dose of tease. Few girls get naked, but they can be very playful, sexy and taunting as they blow up their balloons, lick them, squish them and pop them. While a lot of scenes star one babe, there are some films with two chicks and this adds an exciting little dimension. The quality is very good overall and there are enough short five minute films to thrill looners, but updates have slowed considerably and beyond the photo and video download there isn't much to excite here.

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